Hawaii:Infinite Blues

Infinite Blues improv by Jessica Spring

Now some might call this heaven
And some might call it hell
But some days when I wake up
It's difficult to tell

'Cause I've been popped into the future
My friend, I'm so confused
When yesterday's tomorrow
I get the Infinite Blues

Once there was a writer
She lived beside the Bay
Came a big man with a big gun
And blew her @$$ away

Now if you should blow your mind
She'll fix you up with "crazy" glue
The Haven's got the right of Spring
She's got the Infinite Blues

A girl walked into a tavern
Blacksmith'd had too many beers
Swung 'round his gallon tankard
Smashed her 'twixt her pointy ears

When the choice is livin' or dyin'
How can anyone refuse?
But this place ain't much for mana
She's got the Infinite Blues

Five-foot-two, eyes of blue,
Big white wings, shooby-doo,
Has anybody seen my Rii?
[spoken:] "Mission alert!"

Johnny found a funny rock
'Twas dirty and corroded
He pulled the little pin out
And the doggone thing exploded

Now he's flying oh so high
Though no peyote does he use
It's against his Eagle Scout code
He's got the Infinite Blues

Once upon a Tam there was a bottle
So he thought he'd taste a drop or two
His friends told him they thought he shouldn't oughtle
But since when does any self-respecting kender ever care what someone less astute thinks he should do?

He's got his ways, my friend,
Now he's built Shadow's End
With lots of room behind those high stone walls
He's got a mansion where
He keeps a tigress Rare
And several dozen of his closest pals

Beano was in school, just shy of his diploma
Thought he would become a Fed
Beano wrecked his car and fell into a coma
When he woke up, he was dead
Can't get back, can't get back, can't get back to where he once belonged

Don't let it get you down
'Cause I'm telling you
Strawberry feels
Nothing is real
But he shoots to kill anyway
Strawberry feels... bewildered

Welcome to the Hotel Moana Loa
Such a lovely place, such a lovely place,
such a lovely space
Plenty of room at the Hotel Moana Loa
What a big surprise, everybody dies,
No more alibis