Delta Base:Characters:Bubba
Hi, my name is Bubba Budro. Ma and pa named me Billy Beauregard Budro but I likes for ma friends to call me Bubba. I was borned in the greatest dadburn country in the whole wide world. Course that'd be the Republic of Texas. There taint no place worth a durn that I ever aheerd of that's any better.
I was raised just east o the old Roanoke city uv Tyler. Pa started learnin me to shoot real good when I wus kneehigh to a grasshopper. My family is great big and we're Baptist. I cain't remember just how big unless I counts um out on ma fingers an toes. Lemeseehere...There's Cletus Braxton...um he'd be number 1, Mary Lue'd be 2 an she's just as purdy as ma, Sonny is number 3, Quinton Lee is 4, Jimbob is 5 and mean as all getup, Harland Lester is 6, Stonewall Zackson is number 7, Suzie Joe's 8 an she shoots real good like me an pa, Junior Bedford is 9, Jefferson Davis is 10 and uh, Billy Beauregard...that's me...lemeseehere agin'...I'm number 11.
I love the sweet baby Jesus, puppydogs, Lynyrd Skynyrd, drivin'and shootin' guns. Did I mention that I likes ta shoot guns? I ain't never seen a gun I didn't like. Me an ma buddy __________ is professional autoduelers. We was just about to win us a whole bunch of money when somethin' went wrong. I knowed I blowed up the fellar what we was duelin' with but somethin' musta done gone haywire cuz I woked up sittin' at the bald fart's fancy eatin' table but he didn't have no grub on it at tha time. He's a real nice fellar that gave me this here ipod whut plays lotsa Skynyrd an he tolt me that he done bought out my contract. Did you know I hadn't aheared this real neat song called Freebird afore he gave me this little doohickey? So I guess Ima secret agent now, like in thuh comics and tv, and I'm purdy happy with that. You get real good grub here. Only thing is I ain't to sure just where right here is. I just know it aint Texas and this real nice man named Jason said it's a state named Cunfoosion or sumthin'. I just taint never heared of it afore. Must be some sorry ole Yankee state.
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